We hate to break this to you, but Justin Timberlake is officially off the market, having married Jessica Biel…to whom we shall now just refer as her. We know, we know, if you had just gotten the chance to meet him, perhaps you could have been the lucky bride instead of her. Let’s hope this collection of the best of JT’s SNL sketches will help ease the pain. And chin up! Now you can set your sights on J.C.!