Someone at our company recently acquired the rights to and subsequently forced one of our publishers to watch Zyzzyx Road, the lowest grossing movie of all-time! It stars Tom Sizemore, Katherine Heigl, and Katherine Heigl’s Ringpop. Also, there’s a pelvic flower tattoo in the first five minutes, so there’s that.
This movie grossed $30. Seriously. Not a typo. Thirty dollars. Know what is a typo? The name of the road.
This movie. It is a spectacle.

Someone at our company recently acquired the rights to and subsequently forced one of our publishers to watch Zyzzyx Road, the lowest grossing movie of all-time! It stars Tom Sizemore, Katherine Heigl, and Katherine Heigl’s Ringpop. Also, there’s a pelvic flower tattoo in the first five minutes, so there’s that.

This movie grossed $30. Seriously. Not a typo. Thirty dollars. Know what is a typo? The name of the road.

This movie. It is a spectacle.

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    $30? so one person bought a ticket?
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    Wow
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    I am now totally going to watch this.
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    Wow, $30 is atrocious! Even with a budget of only $2 million.
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