So what happens this season is that Dave actually applies to be a police officer. In the midst of his training, he accidentally kills someone. During the training, he loads a live round. He doesn’t know it’s live.

So he goes on the lam. He goes to Mexico. He starts working with Sammy Hagar at the tequila factory. He starts working at Cabo Wabo.

The kicker to the whole thing is that Dave thinks he’s escaping some sort of terrible fate by living in paradise, but guess what happens? He f***in’ drowns. In a vat of tequila.

That’s the end of my character. It’s right in the beginning. I’m done after that. But hopefully they’ll bring me back in a flashback. — Zachary Knighton

We went around asking a bunch of stars from Happy Endings, Apartment 23 and a couple other shows to straight up make up spoilers about next season. They were surprisingly cool with this.

That was Zachary Knighton (he plays Dave, by the way) spreading lies about “Happy Endings.”

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