What happens when Congress cuts PBS’ funding and the network becomes more and more reliant on the generosity of viewers like you? According to Jane Mayer of The New Yorker, censorship, courtesy of a select few with deep pockets who didn’t want a film about income inequality in America aired. That film, Park Avenue: Money, Power and the American Dream, is currently streaming for free on Hulu. Check it out and tell us what you think.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt stars in Don Jon, which he also wrote and directed. No, that’s not The Situation above; it’s JGL. Check out the trailer (featuring ScarJo and Tony Danza) here while we go try to find out what happened to The Situation.
Our grandmother had our ashes placed into a cantaloupe so Gallagher could smash it. It left us with the same feeling of loss as knowing that there are no more Dunphy life updates for the next four months after last night’s finale.
We were also covered in melon and dead person after both occasions, weirdly.
If Aziz Ansari ever asks you out over text and uses a few too many exclamation points for your liking, do him a favor and just tell him you’re busy. As he told Jimmy Fallon in this awesome clip about his dating life, when it comes to one-sided textual chemistry, silence is THE WORST.